No... it wasn't me. The guy I referred to last time - my sister's ex husband was visiting again and of course they got drunk out of their minds again. He got up around 1:00 am and after going to the washroom stumbled into my bed with his pants around his legs. He head butted the side of the bed before he clung onto the edge of it. I was like what the fuck are you doing. He didn't respond to my yelling at him so I grabbed my pillow and headed to the couch. I was pissed at first because I got displaced out of my bed and was thinking of how to get him out of there. So I turned on the light and the t.v. No response from him so I'm like this guy is out of it. So I grabbed a marker and poked his head and face. Then I'm like I should draw on his head. I didn't draw anything vulgar - just a big smiley face and the word "Hi". My sister told me I should have drawn a penis. I went back to my couch and my sister got up and I was like look what found it's way into my room. She's like oh have fun with that. I'm like got a camera - she said no. I knew where her digital camera was so I grabbed it and photographed him with his pants down passed out on my bed. Had an opportunity to do something really compromising and didn't go with it. All I did was throw him a bag of frozen vegetables to cuddle with. I wanted to embarrass him so I decided it would be best to wait until he was sober to do that. I woke up at 7 a.m. and went on my computer in my room too wait for him to wake up and he woke up within a few minutes and started going "where am I? How did I get in here?" I started laughing and told him he drunken stumbled in here. His pants were still partially down. He then freaked out for the next half hour because he was embarrassed so badly and I kept laughing at him. He kept saying over and over again what the hell was he thinking and why would he do that of all things. I told him he was lucky he didn't crawl in with my sister and her boyfriend because they both sleep naked. He's like I'm so glad you are amused (sarcastic tone of course). Then my sister comes out and laughs at him too and yeah... it was his birthday too so I think he will remember this for a long time. 2 years from now I'll just say remember your 32 birthday and I have no doubt he will because apparently it's a first for him. I told him he could of done worse - he could have gotten completely naked, or had to buy me new sheets or tell me ooohhh.... that was your teddy bear I defiled?
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