Best Nicknames for online dating ever....

I get a kick out of reading people's online dating profiles... and there are some strange ones out there. I thought I would think of the most bizarre names ever and see if someone actually used it. So far I've found:

• Manmeat
• Tacoeater
• Fudgepacker
• Cuntflaps
• Cameltoeinspector, cameltoelicker, cameltoelicer, cameltoesukka, cameltoerider
• Goldenshowers
• Rapemeplease, Rapeyamum
• Childrensencyclopedia, Childleftbehine
• Cockblocker
• Dirty_sanchez
• Analinstruction, analintrusion, analassasin, analanalbobanal
• Periodblood
• Twatface, Twatonabrick, Twathead, Twateater
• Pornstarwanted, Pornstarintraining
• TrojanXL, Trojanarmy, Trojanwarhorse
• Sexmeupnow, Sexmeupandgoaway, sexmehard, sexmehorny
• Deepthroatchamp, Deepthroatqueen, Deepthroatme
• Rideacowboy
• Fishpop, Fisheater, Fishhead, Fishstickphilosopher, Fisherspit
• Cavityfiller
• Drillyouup, Drillingbeaver
• Beavereater, Beaverstretcher, Beavercleaver, Beaverpleaser

Obviously I have way too much time on my hands!