Best Nicknames for online dating ever....

I get a kick out of reading people's online dating profiles... and there are some strange ones out there. I thought I would think of the most bizarre names ever and see if someone actually used it. So far I've found:

• Manmeat
• Tacoeater
• Fudgepacker
• Cuntflaps
• Cameltoeinspector, cameltoelicker, cameltoelicer, cameltoesukka, cameltoerider
• Goldenshowers
• Rapemeplease, Rapeyamum
• Childrensencyclopedia, Childleftbehine
• Cockblocker
• Dirty_sanchez
• Analinstruction, analintrusion, analassasin, analanalbobanal
• Periodblood
• Twatface, Twatonabrick, Twathead, Twateater
• Pornstarwanted, Pornstarintraining
• TrojanXL, Trojanarmy, Trojanwarhorse
• Sexmeupnow, Sexmeupandgoaway, sexmehard, sexmehorny
• Deepthroatchamp, Deepthroatqueen, Deepthroatme
• Rideacowboy
• Fishpop, Fisheater, Fishhead, Fishstickphilosopher, Fisherspit
• Cavityfiller
• Drillyouup, Drillingbeaver
• Beavereater, Beaverstretcher, Beavercleaver, Beaverpleaser

Obviously I have way too much time on my hands!

I wish I could say anything I want on Facebook

I hate the fact that I have to censor my status updates on Facebook. Sometimes I just want to write that I am sick of certain douche bags but I can't... because they are on my friends list. I could block them from seeing it but then what is the point of doing an update if nobody can read it...
So here I am to blog about all the things I wanted to say... but couldn't because of someone on my friends list.
I had the best time on my vacation smoking pot and drinking my face off. Censored for my boss. :P
I screwed around with this friend which I regret because I'm chasing after someone else. Censored for both.
I am in love/lust with C and want to take him home. Censored so I don't scare him off.
My sister is a stupid whore who got knocked up at 18. I want to kill her douche bag of an irresponsible boyfriend. Censored for my family.

One day I'll just let it all hang out but I'm good with blogging anonymously for now.

Babies

Ever since New Year's Ever all I can think about is babies... and how I want a baby. The last year...and frankly the last decade has shown me that I can't get a man to give me a baby within the boundaries of a loving full time relationship or marriage. I want a baby and that is that. I am seriously looking to be a single mom. Not by accident...on purpose. I can't really find any downfalls to this. I know it will be hard work to be a single mom... but I want a baby. Should I wait or just go for it and find a sperm donor and get the baby or should I wait another 5 - 10 years to find the right guy? My biological clock is ticking and it is saying that now is the time... not later... not next year.... but now.
Should I go with my instinct or wait... for that guy who doesn't seem to be coming? Or wait for this feeling to pass?