Having fun at first aid

Ever taken a course and ended up being one of those people? We had an uneven number of people to do the abdominal thrusts (or the Heimlich maneuver) so myself and the two girls I was with did a threesome for it. The instructor and everyone laughed and she said it was the best threesome she had ever seen. We held the pose for a few minutes after that even.
When we went to do baby cpr there was no plastic face shield over the plastic babies mouth. We were in the front row and we all look at each other like - do they actually expect us to put our mouths on this thing? So we were faking the breathing into the doll and the instructor is looking at us like we are sooo weird. You could tell she wanted to say something to us. My friend grabbed a napkin and placed it over the dolls mouth and was trying to breath through it. I don't know if this doll has been washed! When the instructor went to the side I said I hope they wash these things between uses because whoever gets it next is going to get my sickness. I didn't whisper so she probably heard me.
The second day there was an even amount of people and of course I got stuck with the creepy unwashed guy. The kind you know hasn't been laid recently and probably still lives at his mothers house. Some one who knew him even said that he was that guy after we left. Part of the procedure when you find a casualty (you aren't supposed to call them a victim anymore - new first aid procedures) is to do a deadly bleeds check - the instructor wouldn't let me fake it either. I think I gave him the best feel up he's gotten for awhile. Of course I had to say this isn't awkward or anything.... are you ticklish? Yeah - I went there. And the classic oh am I being to rough with you as I tied him up really extra tight with bandages around his thighs which is dangerously close to his crotch and I'm leaning over towards it... and that was on purpose - my being extra rough. Of course he's like no... do whatever you want. That's when I knew he was liking it a little too much and I should shut my mouth occasionally. And of course I had to wear that shirt that looks matronly when you wear it but when you bend over something .... hello cleavage. And I have cleavage ... G sized cleavage.